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Well well well It must be my birthday. Either that or Mrs. Claus is looking for a little something extra in her stocking.

Whoever was so kind as to grace me with this offering, I should point out that as much as I appreciate it, thereapos;s really no need to be shy�Like a Mexican gardener, I tenderly�care for�any flower that springs up in my dirt patch, because Iapos;ll probably end up having to sell you to support myself. Iapos;m very tolerant when it comes to looks, and Iapos;ve always thought of personality as more of an optional thing. Whoever you are, just come see me in person- the Zapper is an equal-opportunity lover.

Except if youapos;re a dude.

Anyway, despite that, Iapos;ll probably hang on to these anyway. It would be just plain rude of me to refuse such a heartfelt gift, and Captain Zapp Brannigan is the very pinnacle of male chivalry and manners.

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*sniff*

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